Let me guess:
You just typed in:
"Are Cartoon Zombies legit?"
(Or something close to that.)
Found this page.
Clicked through.
And now...
YOU'RE HERE
Reading this.
Live.
Wondering, of course, if you can believe a word I'm about to tell you.
But you know you can't.
At least, not if I give you the same old BORING how-we-got-started story, like our "competitors" do.
So I thought I’d switch things up a bit and instead...
talk about YOU.
You… the business owner.
You… the husband.
You… the wife.
You… the student.
You, my fellow business owner, are the reason I - Zak (hello) - created Cartoon Zombies.
You see, I was sick and tired of all the so-called graphic designers out there charging hundreds, if not thousands for their work.
I mean, I just didn’t think it was fair.
So I decided to build a team:
YSSA
Zombie Support Leader
ALLEN
Zombie Support
pat
Zombie Support
HECTOR
Zombie Designer
POOJA
Zombie Designer
STEVE
Zombie Designer
PAOLA
Zombie Designer
BAYU
Zombie Designer
NIISA
Zombie Designer
faiz
Zombie Designer
GLENN
Zombie Designer
HENRY
Zombie Designer
A team made up solely of Zombies.
Cartoon Zombies.
Cartoon Zombies trained to eat your brain and find out exactly what kind of logo you'd like designed, so they can offer you:
So you can focus on what you do best.
...LEAVING MY TEAM OF zoMBIES TO FOCUS ON WHAT We do best
Oh, and the best part?
I have broken it down into a simple 3-step process:
And what's more:
With this never-before-seen 3-step process, it'll look as if you got a team on Madison Avenue to design your brand for you... at 1/1000th the cost.
Just like all of these businesses did.
And these.
And these:
"x"
"x"
"x"
"x"
So, yeah, that's what we do.
That's all we do.
AND we're the only design team YOU'LL EVER NEED TO IT
Period.
That's why I believe if you focus on running your new business, you can help us focus on fulfilling our vision of...
Creating a world where everyone strives to become the BEST version of themselves - 1 small business owner at a time.
And that, my fellow business owner, all starts with you getting your own cartoon logo designed for less than a pizza, here.
-Zak